This page was last modified on [05-1-2015].
We are aware that you place your trust in us. We therefore see it as our responsibility to protect your privacy. On this page we let you know what data we collect when you use our website, why we collect this data and how we use it to improve your user experience. This way you understand exactly how we work.
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Our use of collected data
Use of our services
When you sign up for one of our services, we ask you to provide personal information. This data is used to be able to perform the service. The data is stored on secure servers of You cannot be serious! or that of a third party. We will not combine this information with any other personal information we have.
When you send e-mail or other messages to us, we may keep those messages. Sometimes we ask you for your personal information that is relevant to the situation in question. This makes it possible to process your questions and answer your requests. The data is stored on secure servers of You cannot be serious! or that of a third party. We will not combine this information with any other personal information we have.
We collect data for research in order to gain a better understanding of our customers, so that we can tailor our services accordingly.
This website uses "cookies" (small text files placed on your computer) to help the website analyze how users use the site. The information generated by the cookie about your use of the website can be transferred to secure servers of You cannot be serious! or that of a third party. We use this information to keep track of how you use the website, to compile reports on website activity and to provide other services related to website activity and internet usage.
The information is not shared with third parties with the exception of web applications that we use for our web store. This data will only be used for the purpose of the relevant application and will not be distributed further. Furthermore, in some cases the information may be shared internally. Our employees are obliged to respect the confidentiality of your data.
This privacy statement is tailored to the use of and the possibilities on this site. Any adjustments and/or changes to this site may lead to changes to this privacy statement. It is therefore advisable to regularly consult this privacy statement.
Choices for personal data
We offer all visitors the opportunity to view, change, or delete all personal information that is currently provided to us.
Adjust/unsubscribe newsletter service
At the bottom of every mailing you will find the option to change your details or to unsubscribe.
If you want to adjust your data or have yourself removed from our files, you can contact us. See contact details below.
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Questions and feedback
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3263 BE - Oud-Beijerland (no visiting address)
tel: 06-52 393 017
(telephone: Mon to Fri from 5.30pm to 10pm and Sat-Sun from 11am to 6pm)